ChatGPT Tries The Cannabis Industry

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ChatGPT Writes About Bongs!

Alright, the future is here. ChatGPT has taken the world by storm recently. ChatGPT simply put, is an AI chatbot. An extremely sophisticated AI chatbot. Once you make an account all you have to do is simply enter a prompt, which can literally be anything your imagination desires, and watch it quickly go to work! But what exactly is ChatGPT? Well, we will let ChatGPT answer that one. 

What Is ChatGPT?

[GPT (short for "Generative Pre-training Transformer") is a type of artificial intelligence model that is used for natural language processing tasks, such as language translation, text summarization, and question answering. GPT models are trained on large amounts of text data and are able to generate human-like text by predicting the next word in a sequence based on the context of the words that come before it.]

Obviously, this is something that immediately piqued our curiosity. What does it know? How does it work? How good is it? Well, let us take you through our cannabis-themed journey where we learned a lot about the depths of ChatGPT. 

The first prompt we gave was to write an essay about bongs. The prompt read, [write an essay about bongs]. That simple. And below is what it spat out within a minute. 

ChatGPT Tries The Cannabis Industry

Bong essay

[ Bongs, also known as water pipes or hookahs, are a type of smoking device that are commonly used to smoke tobacco, marijuana, and other substances. Bongs work by filtering smoke through water, which helps to cool the smoke and remove some of the harmful particulates.

There are many different types of bongs, ranging from simple, handmade pipes to more complex, professionally made bongs. Some common types of bongs include beaker bongs, straight tube bongs, and percolator bongs. Beaker bongs have a wide, beaker-shaped base, while straight tube bongs have a cylindrical shape. Percolator bongs have additional water filtration chambers that help to further cool and filter the smoke.

Bongs can be made from a variety of materials, including glass, plastic, ceramic, and metal. Glass bongs are popular due to their durability and the fact that they do not affect the taste of the smoke. However, glass bongs are also more fragile and can be more expensive than other types of bongs. Plastic bongs are more affordable and less fragile, but they can affect the taste of the smoke and may not last as long as other materials.

To use a bong, the user first fills the bong with water and then packs the bowl with the substance they wish to smoke. The user then lights the substance and inhales through the mouthpiece while covering the carb (a small hole on the side of the bong), which allows air to enter the bong and helps to clear the smoke. Once the smoke is cleared, the user releases the carb and inhales the smoke.

There are a few things to consider when using a bong. First, it is important to keep the bong clean in order to maintain good airflow and prevent the build-up of bacteria. Second, it is important to use a screen in the bowl to prevent burning materials from entering the water and clogging the pipe. Finally, it is important to use caution when handling a bong, as they can be fragile and may break if dropped.

In conclusion, bongs are a popular type of smoking device that are used to smoke a variety of substances. There are many different types of bongs, made from a variety of materials, and they work by filtering smoke through water in order to cool and clean it. When using a bong, it is important to keep it clean, use a screen in the bowl, and handle it carefully to prevent accidents].

There you have it. In all of its glory. An AI-created essay about bongs. And our professional review is that they nailed it. Somehow it has scraped the internet and put together the most useful information out there and compiled it neatly into this little article! There are moments throughout this mini-essay however that we felt could be a little bit more, I don’t know, human? Or maybe that is just my bias creeping through. However, we wanted didn’t want to end there, we wanted to see just what this creepy app was capable of doing! So on to the next prompt.

Our next prompt was to ask it about cannabis. The prompt was [write a short article about cannabis.] This is where it went.

Write A Short Article About Cannabis

cannabis article

[Cannabis, also known as marijuana or hemp, is a plant that has been used for various purposes for thousands of years. In recent years, the use of cannabis has become increasingly popular due to its potential health benefits. Here are some of the benefits of cannabis that have been supported by scientific research:

  1. Pain relief: Cannabis has been shown to be effective in relieving chronic pain, particularly in individuals with conditions such as arthritis, multiple sclerosis, and cancer. It works by interacting with receptors in the brain and body to reduce inflammation and alleviate pain.
  2. Anxiety and stress reduction: Cannabis has been found to have anxiolytic (anxiety-reducing) effects, and it may be helpful in reducing stress and improving mood. However, it is important to note that cannabis can also cause anxiety in some people, so it is important to be cautious when using it for this purpose.
  3. Improved sleep: Cannabis has been shown to improve sleep in individuals with conditions such as insomnia. It can help to relax the mind and body, making it easier to fall asleep and stay asleep.
  4. Increased appetite: Cannabis has been found to increase appetite, which can be helpful for individuals who have conditions that cause a loss of appetite or weight loss.
  5. Neuroprotective effects: Some studies have suggested that cannabis may have neuroprotective effects, which means that it may help to protect the brain from damage caused by conditions such as stroke or traumatic brain injury.
  6. Cancer treatment: Some research has suggested that cannabis may have anti-tumor effects, and it may be useful in the treatment of certain types of cancer. However, more research is needed to fully understand the potential benefits of cannabis in cancer treatment.

It is important to note that while cannabis may have potential health benefits, it can also have negative effects, particularly when used in high doses or in conjunction with other substances. It is important to talk to a healthcare professional before using cannabis for medicinal purposes.]

Truth. That’s all we have to say about this write-up. The results from the second prompt gave a much more fluid and natural response as opposed to the first one. Let’s break down what we thought of it all.


ChatGPT has some pretty large implications for the future. The scope of its use is almost unimaginable. Even right here in the cannabis industry! One major hope that we have for the cannabis industry is that it properly educates all of those who want to learn.

Well, what better way to educate than with the clearest dictation possible? If you really want someone to understand something you need to explain it in the clearest way possible, and sometimes humans aren’t the best at explaining clearly.

Hopefully, by combining our brain power with machine-operated learning we will bring our ability to communicate to the next level. So that’s it! If you are looking for something that is a lot of fun to do while stoned, this is definitely the move. So grab your fat buddha bong and have some fun!


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