Cottonmouth Cure - The Best Tips for Curing Cottonmouth
How do I get rid of Cottonmouth? Look. We all have been there. Taking one rips too many from a massive bong. And end up feeling like a dried-up sponge in the middle of the desert. Unable to speak, or communicate at all due to being completely focused on what's going on inside your dry desert like mouth. Is there a cure? Can anything save you from this cottonmouth affliction? In this article, we are going to break down what cottonmouth is, and we are going to give you a few tips of how to get rid of it. We will start with the basics, what is cottonmouth?
Cottonmouth: What is it?
According to mayo clinic cottonmouth is what occurs when your salivary glands slow in their production of saliva. This can result in symptoms like…
- Dryness or a feeling of stickiness in your mouth
- Saliva that seems thick and stringy
- Bad breath
- Difficulty chewing, speaking and swallowing
- Dry or sore throat and hoarseness
- Dry or grooved tongue
If you have found yourself with any of these symptoms after smoking a little bit of the devils lettuce, do not worry. There are ways of easing your cotton mouth symptoms. Just keep reading and we will go over all of the best tips for keeping the sahara desert out of your mouth!
Fat Buddha’s Tips For Cottonmouth
- Water is your best friend.
When your mouth starts to dry up, the first thing you should reach for is your water bottle. Staying hydrated is one of the best things you can do for getting your mouth back to a normal moisture level. Also, when you are super baked, few things feel quite as amazing as a tall glass of water. If you are reading this article before you have the horrible dry feeling of cottonmouth remember that water is also the best way to prevent you from getting cottonmouth in the first place.
- Candy Might Help!
Are your salivary glands acting up again? Feeling dry in the mouth? One quick way we know that always gets our mouths watering is SOUR CANDY! Nothing quite gets your mouth feeling like a flowing river like a sour warhead. But this tip comes with a warning, don’t try too much sour candy. If you are a risk taker, or an adventurous spirit and you are thinking about throwing three sour warheads into your mouth at one time, your cottonmouth would be cured, but it would also create a whole host of different problems.
- Humidifier time!
If water is not helping you with your dry mouth problems, try bringing some moisture to the environment around you. Use a humidifier! Humidifiers are great at turning a dry room into a room that feels like Florida. Having a room with some moisture in it is a sure fire way of bringing some moisture into every part of your person. It helps with dry skin, the general feeling of dryness, and last but not least your cottonmouth! This hint may seem like it wouldn’t help, but trust us every little bit helps when your mouth is as dry as piece of concrete on a hot day.
- Stop using caffeine!
If you are looking to avoid cottonmouth. This tip is more of a preventative step that you can take to lower your risk of the dreaded cottonmouth. Caffeine is a very powerful substance that affects the body in many different ways. One thing is for sure though, caffeine contributes to drying your mouth out! So if you are someone who battles with frequent cottonmouth, it is definitely a great idea for you to take caffeine out of your diet. Through process of elimination you will be able to find a balance in your mouths moisture levels. And we are here to help you do exactly that.
- Good Ole’ stick of gum
What helps with cottonmouth? Well, one of our last tips for keeping your mouth moist, is by using a regular stick of gum! When you chew gum your mouth tends to salivate a lot more than normal, making this the perfect solution for your dry mouth needs. The gum stick solution is one of the most effective and classic solutions to cottonmouth. Not only that but with the stick of gum solution your are hitting two birds with one stone! You are curing your dry cottonmouth, and you are making your breath smell a lot better. Especially after taking a fat rip! Your dry mouth, and your friends will thank you for utilizing this tip.
- Try a smaller bong.
If you have been ripping from massive water pipes try using a mini bong. Chances are you have experienced this horrible dry mouth sensation. This is because your mouth is working on overdrive to take those massive rips. Yes they may be nice and silky smooth because they are coming from a beautifully engineered piece of functional glass, but that doesn’t mean you aren’t going to get cottonmouth. So a good way to see if this is the issue is to switch your size up to something a little more, little. Like this gorgeous piece of glass. A mini bong still delivers all of the benefits of a regular sized bong, at half the size.
After making it through our list of tips and tricks for curing your cottonmouth, we hope you now feel empowered to save yourself or any of your friends when your sessions start to get a little dry. Don’t forget to send this to any friends who may need it so we can cure the world of cottonmouth, one mouth at a time. And remember that if you have any questions feel free to reach out to us, we are here to help, and love hearing from you.