The Ultimate Strain Review

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The ultimate weed strain review

Alright, it’s time for the Fat Buddha Glass Ultimate Weed Strain Review! In this article, we are going to break down the top 10 most popular strains out there today, so you know what’s going to be best for you! Don’t worry, all of the work that it took to get this article out to you was very well worth it.

We had one hell of a time putting this together. In the modern world, information is more accessible than it has been throughout all of human history. And information very much is power. So it is time to power up and read through these strains, so you get the right strain FOR YOU!

The top ten strains we are going to be reviewing are a solid mix of indicas, sativas, and hybrids. So if you lean towards favoring one of those types, then you can just jump straight on down to that specific type. Don't forget that every single one of these strains goes amazing with one of our massive bongs, or even in some nice rolling papers! I also want to specify that this review will be our personal experience with the strains, it will be more of an anecdotal review than a scientific review. The names of the top ten strains we are reviewing for this 2022 breakdown are… Girl Scout Cookies, Sour Diesel, Mimosa, Jack Herer, Gelato, Zaza, Chem Dog, Cherry Diesel, Purple Haze, and White Widow. Let’s get to it. 

Girl Scout Cookies

Girl Scout Cookies

Girl Scout Cookies, aka GSC is one of the most popular weed strains of all time. Every dispensary has its hands on this indica-dominant hybrid. This strain left us feeling ultra relaxed. But not relaxed in a couch lock kind of way. In more of an uplifting type of way. Also, I won’t lie, I had major munchies with Girl Scout Cookies. Overall I loved the relaxed energy it brought to my night. 

Sour Diesel

Sour diesel

Ahh Sour D. This is one of my personal favorite strains. It is a straight sativa, and you can instantly feel that to be true. It leaves you feeling energized and ready for an adventure. It has a potent skunky smell that almost lifts me off of my feet. You could almost describe the smell as diesel-like. The high from this strain hit me relatively quickly which was nice, and overall I had a great experience with it. 

Mimosa

Mimosa weed

Did someone say brunch joint? Mimosa is the perfect strain for that. It is a solid hybrid, so you will have a nice relaxing body feeling as well as the energy from a Sativa. It might have been the fast food I ordered but I felt pretty happy on this strain. I noticed an uplift in my mood almost immediately after using it. But then again, one of my friends that ripped the same joint was couch-locked for a while. So maybe this strain is more of a personal experience type of high. In my opinion, they all are so subjective. But a good review can still be very informative!

Jack Herer

Jack herer

Jack Herer sounds like the name of your uncle's weird friend that likes bowling. However, the weed strain is the complete opposite of that! It is your cool uncle’s friend that builds planes and paints a lot. It made me feel very creative, and energetic. Ready to paint or watch something funny. It is a sativa-dominant hybrid, so you are getting the best of both worlds.

Gelato

Gelato

Gelato the weed strain, tastes nothing like gelato the dessert. However, I like it more than the dessert because it had some noticeable pain-relieving properties. And it got me really high in a nice way. Typically gelato is a strain you would see at a true medical dispensary because it can also help with things like insomnia!

Zaza

zaza weed

What is zaza? The zaza weed strain is one you are sure to remember. Za za weed will leave you sitting on the couch making weird sounds like za and za. Oh zaza. It is actually a fairly new weed strain. So much so that leafly.com doesn’t even have a review of it, and they review everything! But we do know that zaza is a hybrid weed, so just like those other hybrids, you are getting the best of both worlds. 

Chem Dawg

chem dawg

Woof woof! Chem dawg is one of the smelliest strains out there. You will be able to smell its presence before you see it, that is for sure. When I hit chem dawg for the first time, I almost greened out! So all first-timers beware, chemdawg is extremely potent. And will definitely get the job done.

Cherry Diesel

cherry Diesel

Cherry diesel is a very refreshing strain, in the way that it tastes. You can almost taste a fruitiness to it. This strain also has that unique diesel smell to it, which I absolutely love. It definitely left me more energized than it did tire me out. So if you wanted the perfect strain for maybe like a hike, or something adventurous, this is the strain for you.

Purple Haze 

Purple haze strain

Purple haze is aptly named. The purple haze left me in a haze. End review. Jokes aside, this strain is very powerful, and you will feel its effects for quite some time. It’s called Purple Haze, but don’t let that fool you, it is very much a sativa, and will leave you feeling euphoric!

White Widow

White Widow

White Widow is a heavy hybrid. It is one that you want to share with the group. If you are trying to have a night in, and watch a movie. White widow is going to be the strain for you. It left me feeling curious, and creative. But very laid back. In the end I can confidently say that the white widow strain is one of my favorites.

Hopefully, we were able to shed some light on these popular strains. Giving you just a little bit more information to help empower your buying decision. If you are looking for information on a strain we didn’t mention, feel free to reach out to us. I am always happy to review a new strain! If you found this article interesting, or helpful at all, please reach out and let us know. Your support is what keeps us going, and is greatly appreciated. Happy strain hunting, and until we see you again, happy blazing!

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